I guess I’m moving to Portland.
So the Portland Monthly has deemed Portland, OR the beard-iest city in the US (duh).
Seriously, this is my mating call – I might as well just pack the cats in the trunk of the Corsica and not stop until I get there and meet my husband. I FUCKING LOVE BEARDS.
Just look at this hotness:

I have no clue who this stud is but I want him to lay on me. Well, maybe the beard could use a slight trim but overall I’m feeling his face.

This guy took it a bit too far with the handlebar – I wouldn’t hit it with a stick…but then again I highly doubt he wants me to hit anything manly of his with anything girly of mine…if you catch my drift…

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