hich actor snorted cocaine in the bathroom during an Oscar after-party, while a slimmed-down stoner actor smoked pot outside with his pals? (Page Six)

I guess Mickey Rourke and the crazy obvious Seth Rogen.

Which Hollywood actress kept the ceremony seat warmer unusually busy with her frequent trips to the loo to “powder her nose”? The poor man kept having to hop into her seat during every ad break. (3am Girls)

Lets go with J-Lo – was she at the Oscars? Is she even relevant anymore? No? Oh…well I hate her.

Which rehabbed D-lister doesn’t learn? The bad boy was spotted driving while drinking beers recently. (NYDN)

Jesse Metcalfe? I only know him as that tool with a garden hose on that one shit show for like half a season…I think.

Which rock star has extra-special house parties? Guests check their clothes at the door, don a robe and indulge in huge bowls of every drug you can imagine. (NY Daily News)

Tommy Lee!?

This is actually from the day prior to the Academy Awards, but it happened in the theatre so I think that is close enough. So, this actor who is A list all the way but has never been nominated for anything that great had a part in the actual show telecast. Comic actor. Mostly movies. Apparently though on Saturday he decided that it was his role to p* everyone off with his behavior. He yelled at the writers of the show saying their work wasn’t good enough for him and made them change his lines three times. Surrounded by people who had been working almost 24 hours straight doing backbreaking work, our actor who spent a grand total of one hour at the theatre started snapping his fingers when it was time for him to rehearse and yelling that he had places to go and didn’t have time to sit around waiting. I really hate the whole snapping the fingers thing. He seems to like it though.

Ben Stiller or Jack Black – Black isnt “A” list though. I’ve heard Ben Stiller is a bit of an annoying perfectionist.

So I loves the Hollywood Gossip.

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You certainly know both of the actors involved in this. The two actors at this point were both C list. They had already descended from their highest levels (B+ with A list name recognition) and were now staring at their own mediocrity and failed careers. On this movie though they were stars and filming outside the US and in the middle of nowhere. Well, with nothing to do at night, the two were doing non-stop drugs day and night. Well, one night they woke up the animal wrangler for the movie and paid him a significant amount of money to bring them a sheep. I don’t need to go into details, but it is fair to say they both took a turn.

I would have to guess Corey Haim and Corey Feldman. Those are the only two weirdos who I could even put this up to.

I guess this actress is C list now Still B+ name recognition. Wow, she has dropped a long way very quickly. She used to be B+ and headed to A before all the drug problems. Apparently they are not getting any better. Our actress who always does film was headed into a club this past week with her husband. As she was trying to get in, someone must have bumped her or pushed her, but whatever it was, it caused the meth pipe of our actress to fall to the ground and shatter. At that point, our actress began screaming and crying at the same time before grabbing her husband by the arm and dragging him back to the car. I guess clubbing is no fun without the pipe.

I would say Britney Murphy. I heard she was drugged the f out cause her husband is a bad influence. But she does do voice overs on King of the Hill so I dont know!

Which ageing actress shocked party goers by casually pulling out a bottle of poppers from her designer handbag and offering it around to a host of young boys?

Very obvious – Sharon Stone! MEOW!