Archive for the 'FAIL.' Category

McDonalds is like Herpes.

• September 28, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Dumb slut finds cell phone in bag of chips. I report it as news.

• March 4, 2009 • Leave a Comment

I have no words…

• March 3, 2009 • Leave a Comment

In “that was a convincing argument” news…

• March 3, 2009 • Leave a Comment

So we all know “Hollywood” is out of ideas when…

• February 26, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Scrabble word of the day. Fail.

• February 25, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Yeah, you’re “stressed” not “coked-out”

• February 25, 2009 • Leave a Comment

In its-too-late-youve-already-been-spotted news…

• February 17, 2009 • Leave a Comment

I would have been murdered by my husband if I was a housewife in the 50s.

• February 11, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Octo-Mom pathetic for handouts.

• February 11, 2009 • Leave a Comment