Two God Halloween Costume Ideas.

Found this and it cracked me up. You can be one of two versions of God for Halloween! Choose wisely!

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Old Testament God

REQUIREMENTS:
* Omnipotence

Smite at random.
Smite for fun.
Smite for smiting’s sake.
Spread locusts.

New Testament God

REQUIREMENTS:
* Tolerance for everyone who is exactly like you

Forgive all.

Except Jews, Muslims, Gays, Communists, George Clooney, witches, left-handed people, Buddhists, Hindus, the roster of the 2001 Arizona Diamondbacks, and the woman who says, “You have no new voice mail messages” on your cell phone.

Smite them.

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~ by Mathy Shoots People on October 8, 2008.

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