Even gay PENGUINS cant catch a break.

So at the Polar Land in Harbin, China there is a penguin gay couple. Two male birds have decided on each other as their match. Unfortunately there will be no eggs for them to protect this season. Despite their gay lovefest, the urge to protect eggs is still there and therefore these males have been stealthily stealing eggs from straight couples and replacing them with rocks all season. THIEVES! THIS IS WHAT THE BIBLE WARNS US ABOUT! PROOF THAT LOVING WHOEVER YOUR HEART DEEMS APPROPRIATE IS ONLY WHAT SINNERS DO! THIEVING SINNERS!

Here is a picture of the Gayguins now.


Apparently though the other penguins have noticed and have ostracized the penguins from the group. They are now separated from the rest of the birds with no eggs to  love and keep warm.

“”It’s not discrimination. We have to fence them separately, otherwise the whole group will be disturbed during hatching time,” he added.”

Um, yeah I’ll bet. It’s not discrimination when you’re separate but equal?! Poor Gay Penguins. They’ll have to fight this hard! They need to defend their rights! Their little Penguin Rights!

This reminds me of a funny story:

One time I was at IHOP with a few friends. The waitress was at our table refilling drinks and my friend Kevin asked for the check. The waitress says sure and starts to walk off. Someone else calls after “oh can you split those?” and she says “Yeah! Not a problem, the check has already been segregated.”

I shit you not. So my check is equal to Kevin’s but they cant share the same water fountain?! DAMN YOU IHOP!


~ by Mathy Shoots People on December 1, 2008.

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