Aww man, Astronauts have it GOOD!

Holy Crap – but who doesn’t to just shit into the vast nothingness of space?!


I’m going to save up all fucking YEAR for this as a personal Christmas gift to myself. Helllllllllllllllllllllllo comfort and relaxation.

JAXA (The Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency) is in the process of developing a space toilet which they aim to have finished within 5 years. It is designed to be worn in a diaper fashion around the astronaut’s waist at all times. When he/she relieves themselves – sensors will automatically activate suction from the rear (har har). This draws waste away from the body into a separate shit container. This portable pooper also not only eliminates unwanted sound and smell – it cleans your fucking ass too (wash AND dry)!

First step: hospitals in Japan. Next Step: The furthest reaches of the outer universe!!

Funniest part of the article – now knowing that astronauts have to practice using current space shitters – one wrong move and it could get pretttttttty messy!!


~ by Mathy Shoots People on January 9, 2009.

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