Some bitch steals my MO.

So this guy is in the news because he went to a bar, got drunk, took a bitch home and slept with her.Ok, so not for that. That is what I like to call the “Mating Dance of the Drunkards” and you can see it at any bar ANYWHERE, ANYTIME.

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What got these two on the news is that when Wayne Robinson came to from his lovefested valium and booze filled night he realized that his crazy one night stand, Dominique Fisher, had carved not only her name on his arm but doodles all over him. With a knife. While he was sleeping.

Of course he woke up covered in blood with the crazy of crazies sleeping next to him and she was snoring peacefully. She was probably cutting his throat in her dreams. He grabbed his shit and took off only to then file charges.

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Fisher was found guilty of one charge of unlawful wounding following a two-day trial. She will be sentenced on February 27 at Preston Crown Court.

Look at that mug, HOTNESS, I wouldn’t cut him up – I’d TIE him up. Oh snap! Not sexually, I mean to a wall in my basement and keep him as a pet. IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN!!

Sizzzzource.

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~ by Mathy Shoots People on February 9, 2009.

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