Just because you gain 800lbs doesn’t mean you’ll be mayor…


You know my friend was bartending at an event in DC during the inauguration and he said all of the sudden, Val Kilmer walks passed him. He was so dickmatized that he stood there staring open mouth at Val until he finally made eye contact with him and said “How ya doin’ kid?” and then walked away.

Personally, I wouldn’t even hit At First Sight Val Kilmer, let alone the tubble of bubble state he currently resides in. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?! People dont start taking you seriously for a run for government official just because you managed to eat a baby hippo.


~ by Mathy Shoots People on February 25, 2009.

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