Not that I care…

Britney Spears new tour commenced last night! She withheld the crazy for 2 hours! That’s some sort of new record. Although, I will tell you she looks dead behind the eyes in most of these pictures. Reviews of the concert arent amazing – They said Britney looked like she didn’t want to be there, there was less dancing and more WALKING AROUND, and that she forgot to lip sync some of the words to her songs. I mean why bother? She knows we know she knows we know that she’s mouthing that shit. Why should she even have to pretend. Just play that crap on blast and let her waddle around the stage for a while. Totally worth the $325 standing floor tickets!!


Her outfits make me want to scratch my eyes out. I mean, if you think about it, for sitting VIP floor tickets you’d be paying $550  to be next to the stage and watch someone who is completely vacant lip sync 2 hours of songs in horrendous outfits  – that doesn’t make much sense. I’ll tell you what, pay me $50 and I’ll sing you every track off Toxic while prancing around in the latest lingerie from Hot Topic. It’s the low budget version.

Can I just say my two favorite outfits are tights with undies showing through (whether or not its on purpose) and classy mcboobie tassles down in the left corner. Yeah…very hot…or something like that.


~ by Mathy Shoots People on March 4, 2009.

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